Think about thunder. Thunder is huge. Thunder is deliberate. Think about the shock and surprise of thunder. Think about the thunder crash. Think about thunder as violence. Think about how loud it is. Think about experiencing thunder from far away. Now, break glass. In breaking glass, think about thunder. It could be fun to do this.

The feel or mood of this performance will be serious, deliberate, intent, and concentrated even if the actions become absurd or the texts are funny.

Together let's misuse objects. We may misuse objects through activities that seem to teeter, to hurt some, or balance on the verge of dangerous.

For example:
Breakfast objects - A spatula is not for eggs or bacon. It is like a screwdriver for a barricade.
Numbered objects - License plates are not for cars. They are for soldiers at checkpoints.
Tub toys - Water is no longer for bathing or drinking. What's left of it burns.

Repeat after me!

Crushing debt!
Crushing debt!

I'm no baby!
I'm no baby!

I'll have a tower too, and hotels!
I'll have a tower too, and hotels!

My children will be your presidents!
My children will be your presidents!

Nobody knows even where I come from!
Nobody knows even where I come from!

So what if I'm an animal!
So what if I'm an animal!

There's blood coming out of my eyes!
There's blood coming out of my eyes!

This is not a hot-dog-eating contest!
This is not a hot-dog-eating contest!

I should be here!
I should be here!

You heard me!
You heard me!

You won't get my job!
You won't get my job!

Profile

So many of her friends seem to know the history of almost everything and where it was published and who really did the work to publish it. Books and artworks start and end basically nowhere and everywhere in her loft apartment. When she has friends over, she lets them do their own thing. She doesn't try to entertain. She feels she doesn't know that much about what to do about housing, or voter redistricting, or the school-to-prison pipeline. She wishes she did, but she hosts conversations on these and other topics anyway, on regular Sunday afternoons and Thursday evenings. She likes the charge of these events. Other people who seem to know what to do seem to meet each other in her apartment. It is always artists waking up, realizing they can't be neutral, or they'll be screwed.

She gets a telemarketing phone call saying she's won a cruise. She hangs up on the chipper recorded voice and looks at the canvases and framed photographs, birthday gifts, retirement gifts, and the work of former students kitchen-hung, willy-nilly in cohabitation with the old odd dangling wooden spoon and singed pots she still uses. Where she lives, there are gifts, photographs, and canvases stacked four and five behind doors, propped below windows, and in the guest room with a table from Luxembourg, with the folded and piled quilts from South Carolina and open magazines on the bed. Where would all of this go later, when she died? Her sister and her family wouldn't do anything with it.

Like many of the books in her apartment, her magazines come in the mail with personal notes and thank yous from friends. Perhaps the US mail is being kept alive for her and her friends. She saved and re-used envelopes. Long after everyone was submitting grants online, by mail she applied for grants and sometimes won them, by mail. When she didn't win once, there was a long uncomfortable apology at a party in Baltimore from a man in a vest and a blue blazer. She said, "Alright!" probably too sharply and went for more Champagne.

Even when she taught for a stint in California, driving around parking lots in that red thing, before they didn't ask her to come back, even when she was there, she was still a New Yorker. Her friends seemed to read the rest of everything she didn't read, they always knew what was happening and what time to walk up. Her lovers talked about their CV's, about what was missing from them, why they wouldn't get the jobs they were finalists for. They told her this from the shower, from the toilet, in bed, at the folding TV table she used for a dining room table. In her bathroom, any of them could touch three walls from most spots. This is a game she liked to play with her lovers, seeing who could touch what walls from where in her bathroom, and how they would do it: who would reach out their foot, who would use their nose.

She hadn't spent more than a few days in college and was always an annoyance to her teachers in high school—not showing up, being a know-it-all when she did, kissing in the hallways. She doesn't remember ever making a CV or a resume.

She eats crackers and nuts. She doesn't mind them stale. She attends artist talks and housing rights rallies. She attended a whistling concert once and, every year or so, she attends the opera. She knows how to make some vegan dishes that she thinks are pretty good, but she isn't vegan. She avoids her landlord, who is still rent-controlled and so did not fix the elevator. For money, she sometimes calls on her cousin or on James Rosenquist, then on her nephew. She almost always asked a question during question-and-answer and people at events and talks usually thought she sounded frustrated or talked too long. She could draw anything just as it was with seemingly few marks—a leaf, a hat, a crumpled notebook paper, an elbow, an asshole, an ankle. Her dentist is older than she is, and frail, and because she was worried about him, she tried to remember to floss.

Every weekend, she arranged her plants for the sun. She'd never used fertilizer.

She moved to New York with a lover, with a duffel bag, without her sister after everything. She sometimes gave away honoraria to the still cash-strapped non-profits that had earlier produced her performances even when she couldn't really afford to. She had so much stuff, she had been so many places, when she was home she sometimes felt she was in someone else's apartment, visiting, riding on the whiff of a memory of a different her.

What if she had gone blind, bought a house in Jamaica Queens, got dementia, and had to pay for kids to go to college?

She had always been a supporter of other artists, a publisher and re-publisher when she could be. She spent time on the phone convincing people or their friends to pay her dancers, her rehearsal pianist, her set designer, and a young painter she liked who made black-and-white cartoons that looked sort of like they were doing yoga, but somehow commented on stereotypes, she thought. She always gave permission to publish images of her portraits, no matter the context. She usually wanted to write something new if someone asked to anthologize her writing.

She had an expired driver's license and a cracked saltshaker. When she didn't want to leave the house, her friends would tell her she just had to show up and show her face and she would be adored. After all, her works were well collected. There were the portraits; they were known. And, there was her writing and the reputation of the performances—biting and at times whimsical. But, she was nervous anyway. She always felt unprepared.

She kept soap slivers and seemed to never finish a bottle of shampoo; there were so many bottles of shampoo in her bathroom, you could hardly see the edges of the tub. She knew Michael Asher, Paul McCarthy, Yoko Ono, Wayne Thiebaud, Robert Colescott, Robert Rauschenberg, Richard Foreman, Hal Foster, Nam June Paik, Piri Thomas, Trisha Brown, Anne Waldman, Lewis Warsh, Gregg Bordowitz, Holland Carter, Maren Hassinger, Sylvia Sleigh, and bell hooks. She knew all the words to a number of folk songs she'd sing at Thanksgiving, Russian and Irish songs. She knew some Yiddish.

She knew the streets; she knew their lights and their traffic. She could feel in her body when they were about to get busy. She knew where Lead Belly had lived in New York with his wife, Martha. She knew where Susan Sontag had lived in Chelsea and where Alan Sonfist built his park and where Gordon Matta-Clark arranged railroad ties into a small park trellis and amphitheater.

She liked to cook, and if she didn't want to cook, she knew all the diners in New York and the older waiters and waitresses recognized her, knew what she liked (soup, turkey clubs, lite beer), how she sweated from below her sideburns in droplets that seemed to spring up there, and how she wisped her hair back and walked like she'd been walking all day, and she was the one who had made that toast, from atop the counter when all those museum-y types were there looking uncertain but cheering.

She dated a rug-collector. She liked orange, and she liked frogs. She'd never seen Star Wars. She preferred pot to alcohol. She traveled only on invitation and only on someone else's dime. She was alone again now and without a lover but probably not for long. She was surprised by how many people wore sneakers now, but she did too. Hers were bright orange. She went to a place called the Performance Garage in Philadelphia to see one of her students win an award. She said: "We used to wear ties and dresses to performances."

She wasn't on Facebook but responded to all of her emails graciously within a few days, or apologized about being grumpy which no one perceived because they loved her so much and valued her critique of their play, their salad, or their boyfriend's comments about Obama.

She said, "Come on over."

She wondered why you had to do projects all the time, why you couldn't just be, but she did a lot of projects. She would get up from her chair and hardly ever perseverate over a line, but she would lose herself for days worried about a lost child she did not know, a hurricane, or a shooting. She liked to listen to Thurston Moore as much as Stravinsky and Otis Redding, and she habitually watched news talk shows. She read auction results, Claudia Rankine, Martha Nussbaum, Anne Carson. She read a book, she said, by "that guy who started Pixar." She read a book about slavery, a book about Rwanda, a book about North Korea, a second edition of a book she'd read before on race and sociology. The young people who came to visit her showed her their films, haircuts, and thesis drafts with their ‘zines and their hand-sewn verses. She read them too. She told these young people she was a dinosaur and that her knuckles and knees were stiff. They said that after her, there'd be none like her. She read Wayne Koestenbaum and Kwame Appiah, science fiction, histories of colonization, travel guides, and about rare plants and where fruit grew best. Her bedroom walls and ceilings were long-past peeling. She liked Cannoli. Her neighborhood smelled like garbage in summer.

When she painted, there couldn't be too much texture, but the paint had to be thick still, coming off the canvas by inches, or, conversely, it had to be all texture, like a swamp with sticks.

In her apartment, in every closet and under every bed, there were pillows or some kind of a floor mat, or mattress, or a sleeping bag, or a raincoat or boots. She knew about Judaism though she wasn't Jewish. She knew about the tarot. She spoke some Spanish. She had puppets, the now folded-up floor of a defunct boxing ring, loads of hats, a few drums, a bugle she could play, conference badges, sheaves of drafts and underlined articles she liked or that pissed her off. She had had to memorize in school. She could do a pretty good Richard Nixon imitation. There were political stickers on all of her doors and appliances and chairs. When she wrote, it always sounded like her. She could talk about the latest Anime, or popular monuments, or announce an innovation in cakes.

The landlord probably didn't mean to be a prick, she thought; his son could get more for her apartment, and for the building.

She liked leftovers in her fridge. She made tea first and then ate them.

Face Poem

A. Absolutely disgusted face. Accelerate face! About to die face. A face that says: I really owe you. A face that says: a wild boar can't scare me.

B. Beautifully loved face. Behind bars face. Bleeding forehead face. My brother linking arms with me face. Butcher cutting-in face. Brothers and sisters linking arms face. Broken down and so what face. But, I'm only ten minutes late face.

C. Can't swallow face. Coffee coffee face. Convicted face. Covering my mouth face. Crusty face. Cuz I'm sorry face. Call on me, call on me face. Can't open this damn jar face.

D. Dead weight face. Drummer going for it face. Duhface. Don't call on me face.

E. Ewww face. Everyone hates me face. Everyone is here now face; when people get together face.

F. Just caught a big fish face. He says it's my fault face. Maybe it isn't. It feels like my fault. Or, fish rotting for days in the trash face. Feeling smothered face. Flippant face.

G. Go face. Gonna fight it face. I've got it now face. Graduating, all of us graduation gown face.

H. Huh? Yes, hitting their heads against the wall again face. This is hell here together face. Unnh… To the sky face. How this smells face. He tells you he's thinking about suicide. That's his face, a suicide face. Heat wave face.

I. I would walk away face. I would face. I love you, so I'm owning it face. I am naked and they insist on throwing things at my face. I am the face that says: I really owe you. I am in hiding face. I am sick of infighting face. I don't speak the language face.

J. Just can't believe it face. Justice now face. Justice now!

K. kind face.

L. Lick your lips! Leave me alone face!

M. Me watching the storm face. Me, my problem face watching your face.

N. No matter what you do, I'll never die face. No matter what face you make. Neighbors are making love face.

O. Ohhh-howwww-slooooww face. Out of here again face. Open face. Overslept again face.

P. Pig nose. Puh-ut-puh-uwlllll face. Panther jumping out face. Peaceful face. Picking your jaw up from the floor face. Please don't give up face. Plant sprouting flowers face.

R. Ready face.

S. Shivering face. Slapped in the face-face. So, I'm owning it, something I didn't expect face. Strong face. Ssssss-k-k-k-k-ssscatter face. She's here face.

T. That is too far face. Thirsty face. This is not a drag face/This is the real me face. Tiger running across the room face. Try not to care face. T-t-t-tooooo face.

U. Uhnnnh.

V. The verdict is in face.

W. Weekend waiting for you at the airport face. We are at the beach together face. We are meeting in Paris face. We are in Baltimore together face. We never really knew each other face. Woah-oh-ah-ha-ha-ha...

Yo-oh-oh-oh-oh-owww-og-fff-wuh-ha-ah-yaya-wuah-wuah-ahhhh-ow-owwww-ahhhh-eeeee-taaaahhh… FACE.

Z. OK.